-noun
The dreaded seat belt extender. Almost always required for a side walker, or a double wide. There is typically one per airplane, and God help you if it is coming to your row.
Usage: Emma requested the fat strap, but she was so wedged between the two arm rests, even the most violent crash would not have dislodged her.
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Thursday, December 30, 2010
Double Wide
-noun
An individual that requires at least a seat and a half within an airplane row. This individual is usually a side walker as well, and typically requires a fat strap. This individual strikes fear into the hearts of even the common traveler, and can cause hours of anguish.
Usage: The double wide shook her head at me when i tried to put down the arm rest that would provide me safety.
An individual that requires at least a seat and a half within an airplane row. This individual is usually a side walker as well, and typically requires a fat strap. This individual strikes fear into the hearts of even the common traveler, and can cause hours of anguish.
Usage: The double wide shook her head at me when i tried to put down the arm rest that would provide me safety.
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