-noun
An individual that requires at least a seat and a half within an airplane row. This individual is usually a side walker as well, and typically requires a fat strap. This individual strikes fear into the hearts of even the common traveler, and can cause hours of anguish.
Usage: The double wide shook her head at me when i tried to put down the arm rest that would provide me safety.
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Side Walker
-noun
Large individual who cannot walk straight down the isle, and must side step, thus slowing the whole boarding process. There are varying levels of side walker, from level 1 to 3. A level 3 side walker typically spans the entire isle, touching seats front and back, and instills absolute fear in all who have ever had one as a seat mate. Typically requires a fat strap, and can also be deemed a double wide.
Usage: The side walker's ass brushed my shoulder as she lumbered by.
Large individual who cannot walk straight down the isle, and must side step, thus slowing the whole boarding process. There are varying levels of side walker, from level 1 to 3. A level 3 side walker typically spans the entire isle, touching seats front and back, and instills absolute fear in all who have ever had one as a seat mate. Typically requires a fat strap, and can also be deemed a double wide.
Usage: The side walker's ass brushed my shoulder as she lumbered by.
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