-noun
Ah, the princess of the air. A late 20's attractive female that walks down the isle with a designer roller bag being dragged behind (way beyond size limit) banging into everyone as she tries to stroll down the isle. Typically has a matching purse hanging from one arm, and a matching designer laptop bag hanging from the other. Will be talking on her iPhone at high decibel levels while hitting every person on the way down the isle to her seat. It usually takes the help of 2 grown men to jam her overstuffed roller into the overhead.
Usage: The air princess, deep in cellular conversation, paused at the isle entrance to her seat, oblivious to all behind her.
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Double Wide
-noun
An individual that requires at least a seat and a half within an airplane row. This individual is usually a side walker as well, and typically requires a fat strap. This individual strikes fear into the hearts of even the common traveler, and can cause hours of anguish.
Usage: The double wide shook her head at me when i tried to put down the arm rest that would provide me safety.
An individual that requires at least a seat and a half within an airplane row. This individual is usually a side walker as well, and typically requires a fat strap. This individual strikes fear into the hearts of even the common traveler, and can cause hours of anguish.
Usage: The double wide shook her head at me when i tried to put down the arm rest that would provide me safety.
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