Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Air Princess

-noun


Ah, the princess of the air.  A late 20's attractive female that walks down the isle with a designer roller bag being dragged behind (way beyond size limit) banging into everyone as she tries to stroll down the isle.  Typically has a matching purse hanging from one arm, and a matching designer laptop bag hanging from the other.  Will be talking on her iPhone at high decibel levels while hitting every person on the way down the isle to her seat.  It usually takes the help of 2 grown men to jam her overstuffed roller into the overhead.

Usage:  The air princess, deep in cellular conversation, paused at the isle entrance to her seat, oblivious to all behind her.

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