Showing posts with label airplane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label airplane. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Air Arching

-verb


The act of assuming the position to relieve yourself, if you are male,  in the restroom on a modern day aircraft to properly hit the target.  Depending on your height, this can be an extreme challenge, if you want to keep from pissing all over the front of your pants.  For men above 6'6" the arch angle is impossible to achieve without opening the restroom door.

Usage:  I was air arching during turbulence, and threw out my back.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Fat Strap

-noun

The dreaded seat belt extender.  Almost always required for a side walker, or a double wide.  There is typically one per airplane, and God help you if it is coming to your row.

Usage:  Emma requested the fat strap, but she was so wedged between the two arm rests, even the most violent crash would not have dislodged her.