Thursday, December 30, 2010

Double Wide

-noun

An individual that requires at least a seat and a half within an airplane row.  This individual is usually a side walker as well, and typically requires a fat strap.  This individual strikes fear into the hearts of even the common traveler, and can cause hours of anguish.

Usage:  The double wide shook her head at me when i tried to put down the arm rest that would provide me safety.

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