Saturday, January 1, 2011

Plasti-stew

-noun

A flight attendant, usually 50+ in years, that has had extreme plastic surgery, and or Botox, to try and stay young looking.  This expressionless maven of the air can typically only move her lips, and you cannot tell if she is happy or sad.

Usage:  The plasti-stew spoke over the intercom, and it seemed she was an expert ventriloquist as no part of her face moved.

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