-noun
Large individual who cannot walk straight down the isle, and must side step, thus slowing the whole boarding process. There are varying levels of side walker, from level 1 to 3. A level 3 side walker typically spans the entire isle, touching seats front and back, and instills absolute fear in all who have ever had one as a seat mate. Typically requires a fat strap, and can also be deemed a double wide.
Usage: The side walker's ass brushed my shoulder as she lumbered by.
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