Monday, January 3, 2011

Seat Seeker

-noun

An individual who realizes the absolute and total importance of finding their perfectly exact place in the Southwest line (if you sense sarcasm here you are correct).  They will stop at nothing, through coercion or interrogation, to find out if you are before or after them in the order.  Typically will flash a smile of victory if they find out they are before you.

Usage:  The tired business traveler ignored the Seat Seeker's relentless questioning.

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