-noun
An individual who realizes the absolute and total importance of finding their perfectly exact place in the Southwest line (if you sense sarcasm here you are correct). They will stop at nothing, through coercion or interrogation, to find out if you are before or after them in the order. Typically will flash a smile of victory if they find out they are before you.
Usage: The tired business traveler ignored the Seat Seeker's relentless questioning.
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Showing posts with label southwest. Show all posts
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Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Pole Position
-noun
The A1 ticket holder on a Southwest flight. Can be associated with a smarmy attitude, Levi's action slacks, a company willing to pay for Business Select, and the willingness to wait poised with mouse for two minutes before authorized online check-in. For some unusual reason, always held by a male traveler.
Usage: He swaggered to his pole position, standing in an elite pose, separate from the pack.
The A1 ticket holder on a Southwest flight. Can be associated with a smarmy attitude, Levi's action slacks, a company willing to pay for Business Select, and the willingness to wait poised with mouse for two minutes before authorized online check-in. For some unusual reason, always held by a male traveler.
Usage: He swaggered to his pole position, standing in an elite pose, separate from the pack.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
High Docker
-Noun
A syndrome associated with the wearing of Levi's Dockers by Southwest personnel. Shorts or pants pulled too high, usually 3-8 inches above the normal waistline. Usually induced in an attempt to make men's cotton khakis fit well on a woman. Can induce other syndromes, such as Camel Docker, or Cottage Docker.
Synonyms: Uncle Buck Syndrome, "The Melvin", "The Erkel"
Usage: The High Docker performed her safety spiel with great gusto, oblivious to the fact that her belt was in her arm pits.
A syndrome associated with the wearing of Levi's Dockers by Southwest personnel. Shorts or pants pulled too high, usually 3-8 inches above the normal waistline. Usually induced in an attempt to make men's cotton khakis fit well on a woman. Can induce other syndromes, such as Camel Docker, or Cottage Docker.
Synonyms: Uncle Buck Syndrome, "The Melvin", "The Erkel"
Usage: The High Docker performed her safety spiel with great gusto, oblivious to the fact that her belt was in her arm pits.
Docker Violation
-noun or verb
The erroneous wearing of the most unflattering Levi's Docker shorts or pants that are two sizes too small for one's body. Typically associated with Southwest Airlines personnel. There are 3 separate degrees of violation, with 1 being the least heinous, and 3 being the most disturbing. Violations of level 2 and above can result in seam bursting with a slight bend over, and typically have one of the following associated syndromes as well:
Docker Toe
Docker Cheese
Use: Kendra's refusal to buy a new pair of Dockers resulted in a Level 3 Docker Violation, and severe Docker Toe syndrome.
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