High Docker

-Noun


A syndrome associated with the wearing of Levi's Dockers by Southwest personnel.  Shorts or pants pulled too high, usually 3-8 inches above the normal waistline.  Usually induced in an attempt to make men's cotton khakis fit well on a woman.  Can induce other syndromes, such as Camel Docker, or Cottage Docker.


Synonyms:  Uncle Buck Syndrome, "The Melvin", "The Erkel"


Usage:  The High Docker performed her safety spiel with great gusto, oblivious to the fact that her belt was in her arm pits.

Docker Violation

-noun or verb

The erroneous wearing of the most unflattering Levi's Docker shorts or pants that are two sizes too small for one's body.  Typically associated with Southwest Airlines personnel.  There are 3 separate degrees of violation, with 1 being the least heinous, and 3 being the most disturbing.  Violations of level 2 and above can result in seam bursting with a slight bend over, and typically have one of the following associated syndromes as well:

High Docker

Docker Toe

Docker Cheese

Use:  Kendra's refusal to buy a new pair of Dockers resulted in a Level 3 Docker Violation, and severe Docker Toe syndrome.