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Monday, January 3, 2011

Seat Seeker

-noun

An individual who realizes the absolute and total importance of finding their perfectly exact place in the Southwest line (if you sense sarcasm here you are correct).  They will stop at nothing, through coercion or interrogation, to find out if you are before or after them in the order.  Typically will flash a smile of victory if they find out they are before you.

Usage:  The tired business traveler ignored the Seat Seeker's relentless questioning.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Pole Position

-noun

The A1 ticket holder on a Southwest flight.  Can be associated with a smarmy attitude, Levi's action slacks, a company willing to pay for Business Select, and the willingness to wait poised with mouse for two minutes before authorized online check-in.  For some unusual reason, always held by a male traveler.

Usage:  He swaggered to his pole position, standing in an elite pose, separate from the pack.