Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Docker Violation

-noun or verb

The erroneous wearing of the most unflattering Levi's Docker shorts or pants that are two sizes too small for one's body.  Typically associated with Southwest Airlines personnel.  There are 3 separate degrees of violation, with 1 being the least heinous, and 3 being the most disturbing.  Violations of level 2 and above can result in seam bursting with a slight bend over, and typically have one of the following associated syndromes as well:

Docker Toe
Docker Cheese

Use:  Kendra's refusal to buy a new pair of Dockers resulted in a Level 3 Docker Violation, and severe Docker Toe syndrome.

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