-noun
A flight attendant, usually 50+ in years, that has had extreme plastic surgery, and or Botox, to try and stay young looking. This expressionless maven of the air can typically only move her lips, and you cannot tell if she is happy or sad.
Usage: The plasti-stew spoke over the intercom, and it seemed she was an expert ventriloquist as no part of her face moved.
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Saturday, January 1, 2011
Air Tease
-noun
A flight attendant that take a little too long demonstrating how to blow up your inflatable vest. This can be fairly disturbing if it is a male attendant (depending on your orientation of course).
Usage: The air tease gingerly grabbed the inflation tube, lovingly grasping it with her whole hand, locking eyes with me and demonstrating how to inflate.
A flight attendant that take a little too long demonstrating how to blow up your inflatable vest. This can be fairly disturbing if it is a male attendant (depending on your orientation of course).
Usage: The air tease gingerly grabbed the inflation tube, lovingly grasping it with her whole hand, locking eyes with me and demonstrating how to inflate.
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