High Docker

-Noun


A syndrome associated with the wearing of Levi's Dockers by Southwest personnel.  Shorts or pants pulled too high, usually 3-8 inches above the normal waistline.  Usually induced in an attempt to make men's cotton khakis fit well on a woman.  Can induce other syndromes, such as Camel Docker, or Cottage Docker.


Synonyms:  Uncle Buck Syndrome, "The Melvin", "The Erkel"


Usage:  The High Docker performed her safety spiel with great gusto, oblivious to the fact that her belt was in her arm pits.